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The language
of Bombay.... |
1. Binglish (for
Bombay_English).
2. Bhindi (for Bombay_Hindi)
3. This list is perpetually incomplete since the evolution
of this language can never possibly cease.
4. Bhindi/Binglish: Pronunciations are in brackets following
the words.
5. Chikna - Stands for any good looking fellow. Chikna
actually means smooth.
6. Keeda - An absolute pest.
7. Jhakaas - Superb. Excellent.
8. Haila ! - This originated from "Hai Allah !" but I don't
think 99% of the users know about this. Haila would
translate to "Oh God!"
9. ChappanTikkli/Punter/Tapori/Shana - Roadside loafer.
Tapori is among the most commonly used words in Bhindi.
10. Bevada / Gutter / Taankee / Batli / JohnnyWalker - A
Drunk.
11. Saand - A boisterous or an exceeding brash guy.
12. Chotay - For any kid working in a Tapri. If the shop has
more than one kid all would have to be Chotays.
13. Cutting - A little_morethan_half cup of Tea is a
cutting. The Cutting concept would have been started by
people who used to split a cup of tea between 2 people...
and finally the tea vendor started selling half cup of tea
and called it "cutting". A little_more_than_half is given to
increase the patrons.
14. Dhapnya / Battery / double battery - Refers to a person
wearing prescription glasses. Dhapnya is a Marathi word. The
Ghati way of saying this would be "bya-tree".
15. Hajaam - Hajaam in its true sense would mean a barber.
It refers to anyone with a moronic intellect.
16. Rappak(stress on"pp") - means Slap.(eg.Kaan kay neechay
rappak lagaoonga.)
17. Chinese Gaadi - No ! this is not a Chinese make of an
automobile!! It's the "Tapri" selling Chinese food on the
side of the road. You find one after every 10 meters. The
best part is that all these Chinese Gaadis are red in color,
have names like "Red Sun", "Red Dragon", "Fong's", or
anything that sounds vaguely Chinese. The cook is normally a
Nepali gurkha working as a night watchman in some nearby
apartment complex. The only criteria to get a chef's job at
a Chinese Gaadi is to have slanted eyes.
18. Mahim - Matunga / Vasai - Virar - This is a term used
for squints. M-M and V-V are neighbouring localities in
Bombay. The origin of this term is unknown.
19. Ghungroo Salmaan - This term is very new but catching on
fast.Ghungroo refers to a curly haired guy. Salmaan (Khan)
comes in the picture since the "Ghunroo Salmaan" fellow is
obviously mistaking himself to be a Hindi film hero. It's
used as a put-down.
20. AndhaDhuni/Aadva-Patta - These are a cricketing terms.
AadvaPatta comes from Pune, means "Cross batted
shot".AndhaDhuni means "Blind shot". But nowadays these
refer to any guy who doesn't bat well
21. Ghaati - Ghaatis are the residents of the hilly/rural
regions of Maharashtra. In Bhindi, a Ghati would mean any
person whose mother tongue is Marathi. It's quiet
demeaning..... and thus heard more frequently.
22. Gujju / Ganda-Gujratis. The money men of Mumbai. These
guys are easily spotted on the road - either in colorful
shirts, embroidered trousers, against the mirror of a parked
vehicle combing their hair, or something equally funny.
These guys are the second largest community in Bombay after
the Marathi-speaking people.
23. Madrasi - Madras is a place in the southern part of
India. Madrasi refers to any guy from a place to the South
of Maharashtra. Doesn't matter where he is from. If he is
from Bangalore he is a Madrasi. If he is from Kerala he is
still a Madrasi. Doesn't matter. And the best part of being
a Madrasi is that you are supposed to eat idli sambar for
breakfast, lunch, AND dinner. And rasam-chaval is supposed
to be the favourite dish.
24. Pavwalla/Sausage - The Christians. This started because
of the fact that they eat bread(pav) instead of chapatis.
Sausage is a fairly new term and refers to a female (of the
same faith). As Javed Jaffery would have immitated a Pav
from Bandra: "What man ! One Fataak Rap only I'll give you
under your ear man." "Hey ! What she is looking yaar. See
see." / "Bloody I am scared or what ? Go No... call anyone.
Go Man!"
25. Gulti - This is a fairly new term. Used for people from
Andhra Pradesh. The clue about its origin or actual meaning
is the inverse spelling of telegu.(gu_le_te = gulti)
26. Bhaiya/Pandit - Any guy from UP / Bihar / MP / Delhi /
Northern states is called a Bhaiya.Pandit is also used
interchangeably but is mostly used for the guys at the
Lassi/Doodh shops or for Panwallas.
27. Paapay/Papajee - A Sikh. Dont know what a paapay means.
I am sure its not insulting or anything.
28. Bawa / Pestonjee - The Parsees. The most harmless.
Jovial and great company. Definitely the most teased people
on the Hindi silver screen. Every movie has to have at least
one funny character called "Rustom" or "Pestonjee" who has
to have a fat and an overtly boisterious wife. Incidently
Parsees also are the most affluent and among the richest in
the Indian community. Bombay is also called "ParseeSthan"
since this is the place where you find most of them.
29. Cheena/ Chapata / Nepali / Shaab-babu ( 'sh' as in
'huSH' )- Any slant-eyed guy is called Cheena or Nepali.
Doesn't matter if he is from Kerala and some genetic
disorder messed up his eye. He would still be a Nepali. The
best part is many of the north eastern states and even West
Bengal have people with slant eyes. However, if they happen
to land in Bombay, they would be from Nepal. The
Chinese/Japs/Koreans all fall in the same category.
Shaab-babu comes from the fact that these Nepali gurkhas
call every other person they see "Shaab-babu". I wouldn't be
too surprised to find out that they call their parents that
too.
30. Sai ( Saa-eeen - the second part is increasingly nasal )
- The Sindhis. The Partition-time migrants from Pakistan. If
a Hindi movie doesn't have a Parsee... a Sindhi has to come
at some point to lighten the spirits. These guys are known
for all the Papads they consume.
31. Mia-bhai - The members of the Islamic faith.
32. Bong / Bonglababu / Babumoshai ( pronunciation should
have maximum sounds of "O" as possible ) - for any Bangla.
33. Bambaiyya - Anything that relates to anything that even
vaugely relates to Bombay. Bambaiyaa is something that every
resident of Bombay would love to be called ! |
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